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adultolescent

Your young adult roommate/friend who by all rights should be thriving at attempting to make a living in this world, but instead lives in your home and leeches off you constantly. Can't be bothered to find a job, make any money, clean anything or regularly contribute in any meaningful way. Fully expects you to take on the parent role and take care of them because "life is hard" and "its hard to find a job". Doesn't understand bills, cost of food, or responsibility of any kind.

Adultolscent
Leech: I applied for a couple jobs a while ago but haven't heard back yet. Did you buy groceries yet? Are you going to make supper?
Me: You are such an adultolescent. Get a job!
by SammieKnowsWhatsUp July 2, 2016
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Adultification

Adultification is when groups of minority children are treated as more mature than lighter skinned children. it stems from a racial bias and negative stereotype of minority groups. This view is usually projected onto young African American girls, people thinking they don't need as much comfort, security, and love as white or lighter skinned children, and that African American girls know more about adult topics, are more mature, and know more about sex.

Adultification is seen heavily in media, African American girls and women being seen as more sassy, mature, aggressive, and/or provocative, this can also be (sadly) applied to other minority groups.
Chloe from Hey Arnold! Is an example of adultification. She uses someone just to get closer to her crush and takes advantage of the person because he has a crush on her. Along with that, she also dresses like she's 15-19. Despite all this, she is only 13 years old.
by material gworl✨💅 November 30, 2021
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Adulting

When you buy a car that you cant afford.

When you invite the neighbours round and then upset all of them by just being you.

When it seems like a good idea to call in sick because you've 'had a death in the family'

When you're sat by the loo because cleaning up sick from the floor doesnt seem exciting. Plus the cleaner (your mom) ain't coming for 2 weeks.

When everyone looks 28 and that's young.

When you can afford to buy 3 for 100.

When all you wanna do is forget the day before.
Hello Ron,

No, I'm not happy about being at work for 7.15am but you know, I'm adulting.

Oh thanks Phil, yes I have an adult car as I'm adulting.

What's a #? I'm too old to know, but I'm adulting..
by Dave Did It April 14, 2021
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Lunch Adultery

The act of having lunch with a co-worker other than your monogamous dining partner.
Chris: Where were you at lunch?
Paul: Oh, Rich and I went out to Donahue's for a steak and cheese.

Chris: Was I not at my desk when you left
Paul: No, you were there.

Chris: You just comitted lunch adultery. I hope you had to fake all of your laughs at his awful jokes!
by dOPARIS February 5, 2010
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adulteress

A woman who is so tired of her husband's love of the 'missionary' position that she looks for someone else to 'scratch her itch'.

Perhaps one of the few times where a woman is seeking sex for a purely physical need (like men) rather than for an emotional or spiritual connection.
After years of having Jeff lie on top of her, Nicole started to see that being an adulteress might be a way of finally having an orgasm.
by Vixen November 25, 2004
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adultophile

A person who is under the legal age to look at porn, but looks at it anyways.
Person 1:You look at porn?
Person 2:uh yeah
Person 1:You adultophile!
Person 2: SO?
by Megan Brown April 1, 2007
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Adults

Depressed people who always like to blame all young people and kids for just a few or some bad kids
Adults: Kids these are are ignorant assholes

Good Kid: I am respectful I never curse my parents out
by Fuckrudepeople June 8, 2017
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