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Butt Yard

Measurement defined by more than 180 degree turn of the head while looking at a chicks arse. Often resulting in neck strain.
Oh my god! Rachael, your butt yard has totally fucked my neck!!
by Mutants June 24, 2011
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Butt Spackle

The act of blowing out matter from one's rectum onto the walls of the porcelain bowl. Butt Spackle, as a consequence, if a tough clean up. Multiple flushings fails to dislodge said material.
Johnny Shatt, a legend in the Greater Lossss Angeleeeeez area for his restroom antics, Butt Spackled the bowl with partially metabolized butt paste! The said poo reminded him of the fine paintings of post modern art masters of the past. Proudly, Johnny Shatt took not too few a picture with his crusty, but functioning Motorola.
by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023
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Butt Keeps

-noun
Ownership; sexually suggestive right in claiming and controlling the actions and behavior of another human being, however rarely results in sexual activity.

Once a person's butt keeps has been taken (through generally accepted public opinion or by force), the butt keeps rights cannot be redistributed until the owner forfeits his/her position as the Butt Keeper.
Ryan: I think I'll eat a sandwich today
Shannon: No you won't.
Ryan: Please! Why can't I?!
Shannon: Butt Keeps, Ryan... Butt Keeps...

Keith: Ryan, you shouldn't have let her take 'em when she did!
Casey: He wanted her to.
by Shanahan894 December 5, 2009
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choice butts

"hey man, you got a smoke?"

"nah, but there's some choice butts in the 'tray."
by ghostfeller January 11, 2008
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glass of butt

When you are thirsty for that ass so you ask for a glass of it.
Damn kid, did you see that ass? I could use a nice glass of butt right about now.
by Joey Sis April 11, 2017
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Ear Butt

This is the smell substances that grows around your ear piercing. It is know to be chronic bacterial infection. Thus the ear produces an ass like odour.
Oh please darling I rather you not lick my ear tonight it smells like ear butt.
by Nowheredotcom September 28, 2013
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butt jam

The leftover residue after the poop you forgot to wipe at the top part of your butt crack and sweat mix throughout a 10-hour shift.
Derrick couldn't bare another breath while Michelle intoxicated the elevator with her butt jam fumes, and got off several floors too early.
by Mickey Terf October 4, 2019
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