Tommy Burke

A sporting legend prone to injuries in his old age.

1: Might try a Goosie on the ref
2: Mate be careful, Tommy Burke blew out his knees doing one of those.

by ZiggyDoig June 6, 2017

Tommy yola

The hottest producer

Tommy yola dats my boy tho

by Tommy yola May 4, 2020

Tommy Mott

Tommy Mott, also often referred to as Mongrel Tott, is usually a man with an oversized penis and early extension in his golf swing. He will only go for girls called Faye and often find himself crying in his room because he is all square. Mr Mott will also have the most attractive Mother in comparison to that of his friends’, however that does not deter him from carrying 7 iron 128 yards.

Jamie: I’ve hit gap wedge, what club you taking Tommy Mott?
Tommy: I love cock up the arse and drilling Faye up the shitter, so I’ll pull out 7 iron here mate.

by WillyHunterTrapstar69 April 20, 2023

tommy bayliss

tommy bayliss is the most supportive husband you could ever ask for. He would do anything in his power to make you the happiest girl in the world. hes mine tehe, anyways yes uh uh uh and hes sexy and knows all your sweet spots ok bye ah

Tommy bayliss has my heart forever and ever

by pickle:) December 15, 2021

Tommy nguyen

And tall man that is social for a bit and then very private and anti social by not showing up for any meet ups with previous friends

Alex is being such and Tommy nguyen

by Jimmy smith the third October 29, 2021

Tommy Taffy

A pedophile who does their thing under the threat of extreme violence to the recipient or their parents, while appearing friendly and normal to others.

My childhood best friend had an abusive father and a brother that was a Tommy Taffy. Her whole family was messed up.

by kolya from burger king May 16, 2022

tommy nipple

The most hardest nipple you can ever achieve.

Yo, my girl got the hardest nipples so I nicknamed them tommy nipples.

by Can't relate B May 6, 2018