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the mess

when someone is the problem in their own life.

disastrous, chaotic, possessed, insane and self destructive individual

can be used on it's own in exclamation or as an adjective.
"i texted my ex"
"girl you are the mess"

"i tboned a cop car"
"the mess"
by HYGRATIA December 17, 2022
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No Mess

The patented 'no mess' dump - taking a crap the size of a minivan before wiping your ass to find no evidence whatsoever on the paper. May be combined with the ghost poop or phantom shit for the holy grail of defecation. The sense of triumph, wellbeing and euphoria that accompany a no mess are without equal.
'Dude, I just took a shit the size of a house and.... NO MESS!... NO MESS!... WOO!'
by renstar July 19, 2015
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mess of crabs

Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs
by red kong July 6, 2014
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stop messing around krunt

It's when someone is messing around so you say to them 'STOP MESSING AROUND KRUNT'
by anonymous December 3, 2021
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Mess

by yellowfever47 November 4, 2020
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Near mess

Relocating your pet to the floor just in time to avoid a barf-on-the-bed situation
She awakened from her dream just in time to nudge Fifi onto the floor and achieve a near mess.
by TinyCatNavy February 4, 2022
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Dick-Mess

1. When you've been a dick and made a mess of a situation
2. When you've gotten ejaculate everywhere
I made a huge dick-mess today
by GaleWeathers September 30, 2022
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