hamster doggy

a cute doggy that eats like a hamster; Chubby cheeks and small nibbles while making cute eye contact with master. Sometimes likes to pretend master is the doggy but in reality can't do shit. cutest puppy in the world that master loves so so so much. ily

wannie is a good boy. the best hamster doggy in the world. woof woof

by ilil0417 November 26, 2021

New Jersey Hamster

When you stick your finger in your partners asshole and let that little rasscle wrestle in their asshole.

I gave William a New Jersey Hamster

by Tim Gates December 12, 2018

Dirty thirsty hamster

The woman lays on her back across the bed as the guy stands over her presenting his penis like a hamster cage bottle does for a hamster only she’s upside down (dirty). And she sucks the penis in that position.

“Yo bro that girl was filth, she gave me the dirty thirsty hamster last night.”

by Williwaker_5 April 13, 2025

hamster cat

a hamster cat is a sexy little beast. they are all severely inbred and deformed and like to have a lot of sex. any holes a goal. pete is their leader.

"i saw a hamster cat the other day. such a sexy boy. we had a good time ;)"

by currysandwhichrabbit April 5, 2021

Hamster

A gerbal that is just the perfect size, and shape to forcefully shove up someones ass.

Person 1: "Hey man you got a buttplug?"
Person 2: "Nahh i got myself a hamster"
Person 1: "Ohh thats even better."

by Areeloth November 14, 2022

hamster mom

A mom that frequently takes the virginity of younger men.

Your moms been hanging around with our friends quite a bit lately, you sure she isn't a hamster mom?

by Tugboi April 19, 2017

big hamster thing

Big hamster thing, it's a big hamster thing. Aka a guinea, only the hottest species out there. You can only find the best tasting ones in Peru, extra raw

A big hamster thing is super cute and super fluffy just like my pillow!

by Cat.rw January 12, 2018