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2 + 2 = 5

A joke that nerds usually make about the rounding of numbers. If you do 2.3 rounded (2) + 2.4 rounded (2), you get 4.7 which rounds to 5.

And because humans are imperfect, we are never able to make exact precision on anything. This means, that anything we do, we are doing some kind of rounding/estimation at some point. So, this means that 2 + 2 = 5 but only for very large values of 2.
2.36 rounded = 2
2.44 rounded = 2
4.8 rounded = 5

2.36 + 2.44 = 4.8

2 + 2 = 5 (when all numbers are rounded)
by Eddie Pyune September 29, 2005
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2 girls 1 finger

A popular internet video that is similar to 2 girls 1 cup. In it, two women perform sexual acts on each other, with one of them defecating directly into the other's mouth.
If you thought 2 girls 1 cup was bad, wait till you see 2 girls 1 finger!
by G Roy December 31, 2007
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2 Chainz (Tity Boi)

A Rapper Who Thinks He's Fooling Somebody By Re-Naming Himself From Tity Boi To 2 Chainz

Dresses Like And Acts 25 But in Reality Is Actually 35 YEARS OLD!!

All Hype ( Like A Majority Of Artists Today)

Needs To Rap About Lotion Wit His Ashy Ass ( And That's TRU)

You're Average Southern Rapper With a Retard-Flow
2 Chainz (Tity Boi): TRUUUU!

Arman : What Da Fuck Is He Sayin?

Me : Man, You Got Me,Sound Like So Real Stupid Shit Doe!
by Theniajones August 20, 2012
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2 mch txtn mx U a b@d spllr

Stated when the action of texting via the use of a cell phone has compromised your ability to spell words.
Man: Dood, gesss wut?
Bro: What?
Man: 2 mch txtn mx U a b@d spllr.
Bro: I see...
Man: Eye C U 2.
by gawn June 2, 2009
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2-step

The 2-step is a modification of a skank it was popularized by the band Bad Brain and latter hardcore took it over.
its a 2-step part not a breakdown
by SaySha May 5, 2005
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2 fingers up

"Yo, he put 2 fingers up!"
"He's a homo!!!"
by killjohnlennon April 6, 2022
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2 Girls 1 Cup

An overrated viral video in which two females make out. One of them poops chocolate ice cream into a cup, and both of them begin eating it.
I don't get why people are making such a big deal out of 2 girls 1 cup. The poop looked like ice cream! And it isn't the only coprophagous video on the internet.
by unicornbicycle May 27, 2009
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