Dividing by 0

Thought to be impossible, but legends tell that if achieved the mathematician will be granted the power of invisibility and teleportation.

He's been dividing by 0 again, he's in Zimbabwe

by kevkingkong June 19, 2010

`1234567890-/*qwertyuiop[]\789-ASDFGHJKL;'456+ZXCVBNM,./123 0.

Congrats! You typed in every typeable keys before pressing enter! I'm so proud of you. Must be very bored.

I have alot of work to do but I decided to mess around so I typed in `1234567890-/*qwertyuiop\789-ASDFGHJKL;'456+ZXCVBNM,./123 0.

by boardguy February 3, 2021

five 0

Slang for an officer of the law. Usually when you are doing something illegal.

Avoid five 0's at all costs.

Originated from the show Hawaii Five 0

Shit its the five 0 run!1!111

I got caught by the five 0

by gbrd January 6, 2008

Rule 0.5

A rule of table top gaming. If the DM/GM is being an Ass/dumbass/idiot and/or abusing rule 0, the players can choose to override him by leaving his game and starting their own.
An alternate version involves Smacking the DM over the head with the Dungeon Master's Guide.

DM: The ghoul rolled a 28 On his check to resist your Trip attempt.
Player: How the Hell does a ghoul get a 28?
Dm: With His +8 grapple modifier.
Player: But it is a Strength check, not a grapple!!
DM: I am the DM, Under Rule 0 I say He uses his Grapple Modifier.
This is where Rule 0.5 Is invoked
Every player at table: Smacks DM upside head with books and Leaves game.

by Eldrich Thurge January 30, 2009

Tosh.0

A very humorous television show on Comedy Central hosted by Daniel Tosh in which he comments on famous web videos. The show leaves the viewer with the same feeling as "gay experimentation at summer camp". It makes you feel good while it's happening but afterwards you feel like a whore and you are left with horrible scarring memories.

I watched Tosh.0 last night, but i decided to keep it a secret from everyone.

by DrunkenPantherCrow February 15, 2010

1!2@4$5%7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

Every possible type-able symbol letter and number on the keyboard. This is the more extensive version of 1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./

The best password that ever existed is 1!2@4$5%7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

by Awesome Sause01 May 8, 2016

~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{[}]|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/

A time when someone, usually a student, is suffering from extreme procrastination and boredom

Guy 1: Man I am so bored.
Guy 2: Have you tried typing ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/
Guy 1: I think I will!

by velociraptor199834680178452307 May 27, 2018