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Two night stand

Spending more than one night with someone who makes your toes curl
That girl is definitely a two night stand
by Celeryexpert October 25, 2014
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blow this popsicle stand

a)If something is boring and you want to leave you say that.
b)Give blow jobs to multiple people.
this is fucking boring, let's blow this popsicle stand
by cass_4 May 12, 2006
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Hoosier Stand Off

When two or more drivers come to a 3-way or 4-way stop and can't decide who should proceed first, so they sit there and stare or wave at eachother to go, wasting a lot of time. The proper way to yield to other vehicles at 3 or 4 way stop signs is spelled out in Indiana law, but apparently everyone is too stupid/high on meth to understand.
Jamie the college student and Earl the hoosier made me wait 73 seconds while they had a hoosier stand off deciding which one of them should drive through the intersection first.
by Ih8rednecks June 29, 2006
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Cuddle Night Stand

When two people have a one night stand, but instead of having sexual intercourse, the couple simply cuddles with each other.
Sleeping with someone for one night without having sex.
Doyle is such a loser. He can't get laid, so he has to resort to cuddle night stands in order to get close to a female.

I was too tired to bang her, so we had a cuddle night stand.
by LordLancifer October 20, 2010
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standing someone up

when you have plans with some one and they blow you off or bail on you.
Kayla was going to hang out but she decided on standing someone up.
by in the name of ted October 9, 2015
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Stand up meeting

A meeting where the people are forced to stand, with an idea of keeping the meeting short.

Ironic, since its the manager that makes it a stand up AND controls how long the meeting is.
Mostly used to exert physical control over employees.
"Christ on a stick! He spent 30 minutes explaining his two paragraph email."
"Yeah, and he had the balls to make it a stand up meeting."
by DevoutOccamist March 28, 2017
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Standing on your crackers

You are standing on your crackers if you take that job.
by LaurenPark August 19, 2018
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