ass-faced monkey raper

Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.

(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)

"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."

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"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

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"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

by FunkPumpkin September 29, 2006

Spider Monkey Reach Around

When a girl is riding you in reverse cowboy and you reach around her to stimulate her clit.

"Yeah, last night I gave her a spider monkey reach around. She loved it."

by Shortank April 6, 2013

two fisted monkey slap

When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it

Marvin hit mary with a two fisted monkey slap

by squirt kobain June 1, 2010

Underwater Gay Monkey Porn

When two or more monkeys go underwater and fuck violently

Man did you see that Underwater Gay Monkey Porn

by StickeyWithMickey October 18, 2022

turd burgling ass monkey

an insult for someone you stole something from you in a joking manor.

"Give me back my popcorn you turd burgling ass monkey!"

by Ksmak July 22, 2006

butt face ninja monkey

some shit word that sounds fuckin funny

dude your mom is a butt face ninja monkey

by cris rock September 24, 2010

butt monkey ass bullshit

the same meaning as cunt ass nigga bullshit...look it up

anything out of the ordinary truth or untruth

Tammy isn't a whore...thats some butt monkey bullshit.

I aint tryna hear none of that butt monkey ass bullshit that nigga tryna say.

Yo this trick was tryna kick sum butt money ass bullshit in ma ear.

Cant beat me in da head wit dat butt monkey ass bullshit

by jaeve75 June 24, 2011