Run like a pedophiles' chasing you.

The phrase you use when running like fuck from something IE. The Police and/or A pedophile.

It can also be used when running away from your friend whilst playing the 'YELLOW CAR' Game because your ginger friend can't play it properly, KG.

*Drunk man walks into alley*

LC: Can we walk a little faster now?
AS: Yeah..
JS: PEDO IN THE ALLEY
JS: Run like a pedophiles' chasing you.

by Jake-S. May 17, 2011

I like you for who you are

A sentence used when a male is pretending to be interested in what a woman thinks and says just so he can get some ass.

In most cases, the female is blonde.

"Why'd you hit on me tonight when there are so many hotter girls?"

"I like you for who you are}"

by girl6 May 30, 2004

I Like Things Just the Way They Are

I like things just the way they are
Don't redefine marriage, you're going too far
Life begins as a precious stem cell
I know how to empty that jail
'Cause I'm done paying your sorry rent
Time for some more capital punishment

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

I like things just the way they were
You could smoke in restaurants and wear fur
You shoot some men up into space
And everyone knew their rightful place
We won wars and we stood strong
We knew what was right and what was wrong

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

I like cool country mornings
Spray cheese in my mouth
Let's keep everything pure
Just like the South

Let's just keep everything the same
Gonna pray at the start of every football game
You lefties have just taken things too far
So leave it alone
'Cause I like things just the way they are

Yeah, I like things
Just the way they are

by Death Menace June 29, 2022

shaking like a peach orchard dog

Shaking from discomfort such as a dog that has eaten whole peaches might when passing the pits during defecation.
(Usage, late 19th early 20th century; mid-southern US.)

That lying SOB was shaking like a peach orchard dog.

by ten wheeler September 22, 2011

Wear you like a necklace

When a man has his hand around your throat during sex, right where a necklace would be.

“Wear you like a necklace. I’m so chill but you make me jealous.” - So It Goes… by Taylor Swift

by goldenlovers October 25, 2023

Bag it up like it's going out of style

To close a deal, specifically relating to getting a woman to engage in sexual intercourse, and to do it smoothly.

She's a hottie. I'm going to bag it up like its going out of style!

by Rob March 27, 2003

Would you like some fries with that shake?

A blonde's first words after 4 years of collage!

Blonde: Would you like some fries with that shake?

by Gamemastertricks May 6, 2013