magna-cum-louda 

When someone fails everysingle one of his or her classes but gets to graduate anyway because he/she fucked the dean.

Me: I thought you failed all of your classes, how are you graduating?

Nick Ziegler: I'm graduating magna-cum-louda.

Me: Ahh, I see. You are a sexy man

Nick Ziegler: Yes. Yes I am.

magna-cum-louda by poopsikins June 18, 2009

chunky cum 

when you ejaculate , however it is inconsistent and lumpy. there may be some occasional solid chunks coming out.

“ i broke up with my boyfriend because he had chunky cum . “

chunky cum by gru1010 January 2, 2019

fruit loop cum 

The white frosting on the outside of fruit loops after having 'milked them'

p1: "omg theres cum on my fruit loops"
p2 " no dude its just fruit loop cum"
P1 " ohh ok. nom nom nom....fruit loop cum...nom nom"

fruit loop cum by timmy+aaron January 18, 2009

Upper lip cum stain

it a derogatory to example what an ass or bitch your being like a guy who miss the chick's mouth when he was cuming and let her past out with the cum still on her upper lip.

Art: You were such a damn upper lip cum stain, for not waiting for me

Joni: Sorry, I tired to text you but your phone is being an upper lip cum stain again

Upper lip cum stain by Art Valentine November 2, 2012

fuck me until you cum in my pussy 

The phrase your girlfriend says when she's on the brink of a tantric orgasm

Oooooohh, yeah, yes yes, fuck me until you cum in my pussy , oh daddy aaah, aaaah, *pussy squirt

fuck me until you cum in my pussy by Deadpool_RedSuit November 20, 2017

bloody cum bubble 

The end result of a menstrualcreampie OR screwing someone till you nut blood.

bloody cum bubble by killer of internet terminals November 16, 2002

dummy cum

You make love to your girlfriend/or a close by female/male, you go for the doggy style position,you then pretend to cum on your girl friends back but you actually spit on it, the she turns around and you cum in her face.

ohhh yes i just came.
really?
nope! it was a dummy cum bitch!!
ahhhhhhhhhh!!!

dummy cum by Michael "sexy-time" keenan December 31, 2007