New Jersey Bull Dozer

When you are at the barber, getting a fresh cut, and you feel the buzzer slip and shave your hair too far back.

Person 1-What happend to your hair dude?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.

by Angrybarber16 December 13, 2017

new zealand zest

ejaculate; cum; jizz

Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.

"I just finished a handjob and topped off my dickhead roommate's dinner with some new zealand zest.

by Marcanus Aurelius December 10, 2015

King Of New York

You become the king of New York after striking against The World. (A little hyperbole never hurt anyone?) You get plenty of benefits too!! Like a pair of new shoes with matchin’ laces, a permanent box at the sheepsheads races, Pastrami on rye with sour pickles, and more!

You: *almost dies from the cops beating you up for striking*
Some guy named Racetrack: THERE I BE. AINT I PRETTY? ITS MY CITY. IM THE KING OF NEW YORK.

by NWS4VR August 17, 2024

New Nigger

The billionaires and the puppet politicians they installed who orchestrated the Great Q Coup. They sold us all into slavery, and now want to take away our jobs in the name of their shit "Artificial Intelligence" programs.

Person 1: "So, who are you going to vote for?"
Person 2: "Well, it's new nigger vs. new nigger, so I'm going to sit this one out."

by Publius0987 April 6, 2025

New Jersey Bulldozer

When you getting your haircut from your barber and he shaves your hair line too far back.

Person 1-Hey dude what happend to your hair?

Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bulldozer because I diddnt tip him last time.

by Angrybarber16 December 13, 2017

new impressionism

one painting with four perceptions

Anyone can use create painting that fall under the category of new impressionism. This term was coined by the New Impressionist ( Cordoba)

by newimpressionist January 9, 2015

new jersey corndog

a) (n.) a breaded hotdog pierced with a wooden rod, which is fried to crispy texture and often enjoyed with mustard and butt chugging.

Our governor, Chris Christie loves him a good New Jersey corndog on the beach.

by schmidtyballs August 9, 2017