Similaria

A mystical land where people known as the Similarians live.

"Have you ever been to Similaria?"

by 4r5a14n August 11, 2023

Simp Whay

Verb. The art of investing hundreds of hours into an extremely liberal ethnic broad with the hopes of getting into the meat wallet years later.

Guy 1: “Bro I think i’m done talking to La’Nicolerion, she stinks and is jobless, and won’t shut up about the government needing to pay for everything”

Guy 2: “have you tried Simp Whaying her dude? Drive her around for a few months and talk to her for hours a day…she will be begging you for a kiss by this time next year, trust me.”

by BillCosbysBlackMeat August 13, 2023

Simp Card

A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"

Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"

Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"

by Saynivia August 17, 2023

Simp

Someone overly obsessed with someone, or just really likes someone

Zenitzu: I LOVE YOU NEZUKO CHANNNNNN

Tanjiro: what a simp.

Nezuko: mhm 😟

by QUEEN💖CARD August 18, 2023

Simp

Stuck. In. My. Pussy

This guy is stuck in my pussy! What a simp!!

by Skye-LA-Aus August 19, 2023

Simp

A guy who puts too much effort to grt into a relationship with someone who sees them just as a friend.

Yogev is simping Noa so hard! Doesn't he understand that he only sees him as a friend!

by Romi Kl. August 31, 2023

Simp

Simp is a shortened version of the word, Simper, which means to smile affectedly or coyly to ingratiate yourself, or bring favor to yourself among those who don't have any respect for you. To pander or play into someone's preference to gain approval. To exhibit fawning behavior, where you are excessively kind and complimentary to someone who has shown distain or dislike for you. It is a behavior that can be attributed to our primitive survival instincts and low self esteem because it shows we are desperately seeking approval and acceptance, even if its superficial, from those who have overlooked us or treated us poorly. It would be much better and more rewarding to invest this energy into finding a new group of people who genuinely appreciate you for who you really are. In a world of over 7 billion people, believe me when I say, they are out there, and they will welcome you into their lives. Blessed be.

An incel may unfortunately decide to simp for the attention of the girls that previously rejected him.

by fannymanson September 1, 2023