A husband who helps to "mask" his wife's homosexuality. The lesbian equivalent of a beard for gay men.
Sandy: I see you decided to wear make-up tonight
/jerks head towards other woman's husband
Ellen: Yeah, might as well impress the boss with a successful marriage, you know?
/jerks head towards other woman's husband
Ellen: Yeah, might as well impress the boss with a successful marriage, you know?
by Broey Goebbels February 25, 2011
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2) Man, that soda machine is really screwed up. It costs 3$ for a soda!
2) Man, that soda machine is really screwed up. It costs 3$ for a soda!
by katrine April 11, 2004
Get the screwed up mug.A magic lime-lemon based potion created by the Voodoo god Baron Samedi (currently living as Geoffrey Holder).
by VoodooShaman December 19, 2009
Get the 7-up mug.Vb. The act of putting on or acquiring a suit to place onto your body. Usually said to a bro/wingman before hitting a bar to commence hitting on chicks.
by Theycallmedreww October 17, 2014
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by Bithy-suá June 12, 2004
Get the Make Up mug.After a good doggie style romp, the jizz left on the tip of your cock gets rubbed into the chicks bunghole. A little poop gets mixed in during the rubbing and you muck it up.
After banging the bitch doggie style, I blew on her back. Then I mucked it up for a bit, before banging her sister.
by Dr. Davidoff Vilson March 28, 2005
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