Double Dutch

When you skip the dishes, almost literally, by skipping out on a bill that would have otherwise been paid 50/50 by a dating couple. The couple should penultimately go home for intercourse.

"Let's just go Double Dutch. It's free if we want it to be. Desert is on the house!"

by CommanderGratton July 24, 2025

Double deposit

When a girl is taking a shit and sucking your dick at the same time. A reverse blumpkin really.

"Dude she was so drunk last night she did a double deposit behind McDonald's dumpster"

by Dianewhitson May 27, 2015

Double chug waterfall

When a male is receiving oral sex, they shove their penis far enough down recipient’s throat at the moment of climax, that the recipient vomits up both puke and the load

I thought she had done this before, but I went too hard and she gave me the double chug waterfall.

by proffbabycakes1002 February 21, 2019

Double down

Where you go down on someone with the intent to make them orgasm. Then once they have, come up for air before diving back down with the twice the intention in order to give them an earth shattering secondary orgasm

Girl 1: but what's so special about him?
Girl 2: oh you have no idea, he is a professional at the double down.
Girl 1: oh damn! You lucky cow!

Guy 1: oh man, the thing with my girl is, she's a double down champ.
Guy 2: oh shit seriously? How the fuck does that even work?
Guy 1: I dunno man, but it's so hot, she leaves me completely spent.

by JakPool May 3, 2018

double handie

Two hand jobs at once

Malbaugh gave Luke and Christian a double handie

by Big Daddy Hot Rod October 22, 2013

Double Pussy Warning

Something is double as aesthetic as the regular aesthetic.

Person: Omg this picnic is so Double Pussy Warning!!

by notfinn69 January 23, 2022

double dog dick

When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it

James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK

by Séan Miller February 23, 2022