Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!
by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023
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Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum

Not the best tasting gum but, funny-ish comics
I guess..
Amanda: Man I love Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum!
Joe: Damn thank you lady
Amanda: The comics are so cool!
Joe: Tanks you
by Nascosketchbook October 12, 2023
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Joe Vaughan

A lover of lactose free otter breast milk, Joe Vaughan is not somebody to mess around with. Donning a JD bag, he struts around the streets of Buckingham with a vape in mouth. Rumours have been flying around that his mere presence at a frat party attracted the presence of a record 14 million otters, the most ever recorded!
Joe Vaughan being defined- I’d rather stick otter toe nails up my arse than have to encounter JDBagVaughan.
by Roger “the dodger” Jones November 22, 2021
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Joe Embley

Your such a Joe Embley
by Litasfuk September 27, 2017
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Pulled a Joe

Acting very weird. That includes constantly hitting on people that show 0 interest in you. joe13wya
“this fake canadian just pulled a joe!!”
“he’s half arab half canadian, he pulled a joe!!”
by ahmed69420 September 16, 2022
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Joe Madura

A sexual innuendo; to burrow ones face in two cheeks and eat the ass like swine eating slop from a trough
She looks so good in yoga pants I wanna go Joe Madura on that ass
by Squidura May 05, 2015
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Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there
“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great”
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