Urban Dick

Someone who is obsessed with Urban Dictionary. A Detective who checks the definitions of new words every day and tries to integrate the words into everyday language.

"Did you see the new word on urban dictionary?"
"Dude, you are turning into a real Urban Dick!"

by Jenna-na-na January 15, 2008

doorknob dick

someone who has a stubby dick

u have a doorknob dick

by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005

Dick Four

Originated as a joke then evolved into slang for an insult such as 'jerk'.

Joke:
Todd: "Sorry I was such a Dick Four yesterday."
Jean: "What's a Dick for?"
Todd: "Ha ha...You dont know what a Dick's for!"

Adjective:
"I'm having trouble at work, my boss is a real Dick Four."

Is also used as 'Dick Five' for extra emphasis when 'Dick Four' isn't strong enough term, but only after 'Dick Four' has been well established.

Jean: "Can you beleive what a Dick Four he was!?"
Todd: "Ya, he was a Dick Five."

by Jean December 10, 2004

Dick Tits

Tits that have nipples that are unnaturally long, resembling small dicks

Aww shit that asian girl had major dick tits
Blech!

by LaxBrolololol December 15, 2008

No Dick December

What dudebros threaten women with if they participate in No Shave November, as if anyone wants his dick in the first place.

Woman: I am participating in No-Shave November to help raise awareness for prostate cancer.
Dudebro: Eww! How dare you do something that does not revolve around my penis! You better be prepared to participate in No Dick December!

by InsanityxthexGit November 17, 2013

dick piercing

when a male gets his penis pierced

Man! Did you see Joe got a dick piercing!

by GreenEyezRHott May 4, 2008

porch dick

Used in the talking dead
A creepy guy who sits on the porch being a creepy ass.
This show is a porch dick to horses

Ahh look at that porch dick

by porch dick March 8, 2015