ball frencher

This is what men like women to do with their tongue (to their balls).

There is nothing like a good ball frencher.

by Meanielynn June 11, 2006

smells balls

An expression, like "licks balls" used to describe something really bad, something really stupid, something that would generally lick balls, but is much worse.

The US Hockey Team smells balls compared to even the Kazahkstan Team.

by Ric & Roy August 4, 2005

ball vice

When you drink too much caffeine (aka energy drinks, coffee) and it makes you want to pee so bad it feels like your balls are in a vice.

"Omg, the energy drink just kicked in. I've got a mad case of ball vice."

by jDilLA July 19, 2007

hoppin balls

The polar opposite of trippin balls. To be quite keen and aware of everything happening around you without any hallucinations or strange sensations of any sort.

Shit dude, I was hoppin balls around this girl I like. I could probably reiterate everything she said.

by Adrian Groenendyk January 29, 2008

Ball Shelf

The roll under a woman's chin that even slim women have due to performing too much oral sex with a man over the span of time.

I love getting head from Alisha; she has a very comfortable "Ball Shelf" on her.

Damn girl, you really need get that "Ball Shelf" waxed. This blumpkin just isn't as enjoyable as usual; I hope you get backwashed.

by Heelfigger January 5, 2009

Jingle balls

When performing oral sex, the woman bites the mans balls cutting off blood flow until they turn red and green. (Often performed in the Pain Olympics)

Tyler wanted to just watch a movie, but Alex snuck under the blankets until she gave him jingle balls until he fainted.

by idfkjhjhkhjh January 11, 2014

8 balled

complete drunk or smashed

I was completely 8 balled on this weekend

by that classy boss June 21, 2016