Lord Shit

An act of doing something very cool/savage like.

Yo did you see that kid at the party last night shotgun a four loko while getting his dick sucked? Bro that was some fucking lord shit.

by big niggg February 12, 2019

Shit Sundae

When one unspools several rolls of asswipe into a toilet, and drops a deuce on top of it like a cherry.

Park worker: "Another day, another shit sundae."

by hotrodinvegas July 29, 2016

Shit a Rat

An exlamation of excitement or joy.

"Dude, it works! Shave my ass and shit a rat!"

by Helmet Boy Crew February 26, 2009

Shit Purgatory

A state of existence in which the sufferer is subjected to a prolonged bout of Shit Labor, oftentimes making multiple unsuccessful trips to the commode. Sensation is characterized by the familiar symptoms of an impending bowel movement, though the subject finds that even spirited attempts to deliver the specimen are met with futility.

After loading up on cheese steak sandwiches, Charles became beseiged by the pains of Shit Labor. After multiple trips to the toilet with no tangible result, Charles realized he had become trapped in Shit Purgatory.

by Rev. Be Easy November 19, 2011

fake shit

When you pretend to use the restroom for taking a shit, when really, you're just sitting in there using your phone, twiddling your thumbs, masturbating, or otherwise procrastinating.

Mike's been in the bathroom for a while. He's probably taking a fake shit.

by guytheginger September 4, 2020

shit and run

The act of poopin on the floor of a gas station with someone waiting outside to go (that you dont know) and when the walk in and see the shit you run.

"dude we just did a shit and run at the gas station the guy goes what the fuck?! it was so funny"

by Mock 3 December 23, 2009

Good Shit

Gerard Way

*listening to MCR or any emo band*
"That's some good shit." *single tear streams down your face*

by daddydooda June 16, 2018