Skip to main content

App Shit

When you first get a smart phone and you go crazy adding new apps.
Jasmile: What's DeeDee doing tonight?
Ursula: She just got an iPhone and she's going App Shit. You probably won't see her for a few days.
by GingerXOXO April 26, 2011
mugGet the App Shit mug.

Shit spout

The body cavity also know as the "anus."
John allowed Mary to put her finger in his shit spout on Prom night.
by Charlie Doherty December 11, 2010
mugGet the Shit spout mug.

Shit whisperer

A plumber or someone who works in a related occupation such as effluent or waste management.
I had a blocked toilet so I rang the shit whisperer and he came over and fixed it.
by Write Stuff December 21, 2010
mugGet the Shit whisperer mug.

shit liar

Someone who attempts to fabricate a lie but forgets to get necessary evidence for the lie.
SL: "Hey man I got your file. Looks like you failed your last class."
Buster: "Really? Because it looks like the file your holding is empty. You are such a shit liar."
by Buster888 June 12, 2010
mugGet the shit liar mug.

Shit on Blast

the act of calling someone out
Mikey put Al's Shit on Blast for being late.
by HottestNiggaINDaHood2 September 8, 2010
mugGet the Shit on Blast mug.

Grade A shit

Some of that good stuff.
footwear
Ese: damn, you really went out and bought the new kicks.
homie-D: hell yea, only buy the Grade A shit.

drugs
Customer: Yo, homles. Hook me up wit some of dat Grade A shit.
Dealer: Aight, hold up.

cell phones
cool guy: damn i need a new phone.
cocky douche: check out my iphone man better then yours yours is old school. haha, mine, Grade A shit.
cool guy:...doucher
by Weirdo420 September 1, 2010
mugGet the Grade A shit mug.

Nomex shit

The task of taking a shit while wearing nomex or some other fire retardant clothing. For those who have not experienced this, it is very difficult and involves alot of work and sweat. Especially when taking place in a portable toilet.
Jim was breathing heavily upon leaving the bathroom. "did he just take some chick into the bathroom for a quickie?" his co-workers ask. No, he just took a nomex shit.
by Mr. Ko-Ray June 14, 2011
mugGet the Nomex shit mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email