No Nut Kenya

An intense, life-changing experience when you and your mates go to Africa and are not allowed to masturbate for the duration of your stay.

Mate: "How you feeling man?"
Me: "Yeah, good, but I'm struggling with No Nut Kenya."
Mate: "I heard Jono's already failed."
Me: "Nah, he failed on the plane trip passing over Saudi Arabia."

by failedinsaudiarabia November 6, 2019

Milk 'n Nut

A brand of chocolate in Belgium.

Yo you wanna Milk 'n Nut?

by Iamlai February 2, 2020

Nut gutters

Extra long eyelashes that protect a promiscuous female from getting pink eye after excepting a hefty serving of a man jizzle in her eyeholes.

Megan almost lost an eye!...thank God for her nut gutters.

by maedvargas1 July 10, 2022

Deez Nuts

A common joke used on the internet.

"Deez nuts! Ha ! We got them! Ha!" - Deez Nuts Guy

by Racecar4505 January 12, 2024

no nut november

no eating nuts in november

A: I failed no nut November
O: ummm What
A: No no nut november as in the other no nut november as eating no nuts in November
O:Oh

by Ziammie December 1, 2020

Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.

"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."

by Dongerlxrd December 4, 2023

Turtle nuts

A common insult from the whitest of low income housings

Yo man you gotta pay your rent for the month.

Nah man I don't have it.

Man you turtle nuts.

by vogonalover May 19, 2014