monkey 

A woman that has sex with two or more partners at the same time. Named that because she is jumping from bed to bed.

Rolling Stones: Monkey Man;
"I'm glad you are a monkey woman, I'm a monkey too.
Phillip Roth: Portnoy's Complaint;
"I watched in amazement as Lena's finger dissapeared into the monkey"

monkey by kozykole May 9, 2003

monkey boy 

A male who has simian features, or resembles a monkey, either physically or in his personality. First used about a dog with mange, who with his hairless face, resembled a chimp.

"And that wasn't very complimentary, was it, monkey boy?"

monkey boy by HeadRock Dogs October 3, 2008

monkey muffin 

A cutesy name a man may call his significant other. The name is intended as a compliment and is used by the man to communicate fondness for a woman. Depending on the woman in question, however, the term may be interpreted as an insult. If the man wants to insure that the female is not offended, he must carefully chose the timing and tone of voice he will use.

The term should be used to describe a female companion when the following criterion have been met:
A) the male loves to call his significant other by cute pet names on a regular basis
B) the male never likes to use the same pet name twice
C) all standard names (e.g. cutey pie, honey pie, sweetie, noogums, sugar, pookie, tenderoni, etc.) have been exhausted.

Example #1
Gentleman: So, how is my favorite little monkey muffin today?
Lady friend: Thanks for asking honey. I am feeling quite good.

Example #2
Gentleman: So, how is my favorite little monkey muffin today?
Lady friend: What the f*** is that supposed mean?

monkey muffin by R. Barnes December 16, 2008

monkey chomper 

The monkey chomper is a sexual act in which, while fornicating, the male bites down (chomps) on a woman's throat, slicing into her jugular vein. Then while she is lying there bleeding to death, he poops in his hand and flings the feces at her, like a monkey.

I was feeling kinky last night, so I performed a monkey chomper.

monkey chomper by chigglywiggly August 16, 2010

Fiiiiine monkey 

often seen on the tennis court and enjoys a good skanking.enjoys stealing and throwing fruit....especially oranges and..ahem..bananas.

John Porter

Fiiiiine monkey by guess April 10, 2003

Ugly Monkey 

When a person reaches into his/her anus pulling out fecal matter and flicks it into their partners face. This is best practiced when the fecal matter is runny and soft.

Honey, I just took a shower why did you have to ugly monkey me?

Ugly Monkey by Eggbert Brown May 18, 2006

swinging monkey 

Slang term for inter-racial ass to mouth.

Bob: "Hi Jeff, what did you do last night?"
Jeff: "I was swinging monkey with Jessica"
Bob: "Oh snap!"

swinging monkey by Friendly Hobo September 22, 2007