When you put your pointerfingee, index finger, and your thumb in a girls ass or vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from your pointer and index fingers.
The shocker wasn’t cutting it any more for Sarah so I mixed things up a bit and gave her the Jaws of Life.
by expectations exceeded November 27, 2017
Get the Jaws of Lifemug. Terminal Disease, with a 100% mortality rate
Symptoms include: Unadulterated Pain, Heartbreak, Mental Breakdowns, Being a punching bag, Hating yourself
Cure: Nothing.
Symptoms include: Unadulterated Pain, Heartbreak, Mental Breakdowns, Being a punching bag, Hating yourself
Cure: Nothing.
If Dark Souls has taught me anything about life, we just gotta keep on chugging, taking these blows like a champ and moving forward, although sometimes it feels like you're moving on a treadmill: You feel you're going forwards, but in reality you're in stasis, not moving anywhere and going through the same thing over and over and over and over and over again, so you just gotta accept you're not good at something, she doesn't like you back, they rejected your application, etc and you gotta move on.
You gotta move on.
You gotta move on.
by I asked her out 11 hours back February 13, 2021
Get the Lifemug. A syndrome that usually appears in empath people (me), If I compliment people that are royal to me, I always will know whether they're consumption and know their heartbeat but it's hard to say if they're old it'll kill me if I read two people heart beats at the same time.
Shadow, I know you're consuming because I have the third curse I don't tell you it's called Life Blood Syndrome can you please stop saying I'm going to bang my mom
by IsMeNaroth January 25, 2022
Get the Life Blood Syndromemug. Despite the clinic's compassion, they were "unable to give any answers to help my medical situation. In my case, it was unhelpful and slowed my progress for actual care," Farmer said. Farmer describes herself as "pretty pro-life" and Christian. She then did something she never thought she would do: Begin looking for abortion clinics.
by Boo-e-bear November 14, 2023
Get the pretty pro-lifemug. The sensation when the thought of the rest of your life is overwhelming, dizzying, and usual terrifying, often with strong tones of existential angst.
This is very likely to occur at the time of a quarter-life or midlife crisis, or at the moment of a great change in life - new child, divorce etc.
This is very likely to occur at the time of a quarter-life or midlife crisis, or at the moment of a great change in life - new child, divorce etc.
by Heardabouttheword January 3, 2019
Get the Life Vertigomug. A lifestyle characterized by partying, having a "free spirit" attitude, and/or otherwise living life based off how much fun you can have at any given moment.
The term was coined given the fact that if you live a life like this, you're likely always waking up when the sun starts to set.
The term was coined given the fact that if you live a life like this, you're likely always waking up when the sun starts to set.
Guy 1: Damn bro, did you just wake up? It's already 6pm
Guy 2: Yeah I was out partying all night.
Guy 1: That sunset life will kill you man.
Guy 2: Yeah I was out partying all night.
Guy 1: That sunset life will kill you man.
by SomeoneAfterDark April 1, 2024
Get the Sunset Lifemug. by Tanner_M November 27, 2015
Get the Lifemug.