John Edward

A semi introvert. A cold person at first. He doesn’t talk much and doesn’t give a damn to others. He’s quiet and mysterious. You will not see him in crowded and loud places. But once you know him and he gives his trust to you, he’s the most fun person to be with.

He’s a jokester. He loves to laugh with the persons he trust the most. A great friend, always giving a helping hand.

John Edward is very caring. He’s the most loving person you’ll ever meet. If by any chance you’re in a relationship with John Edward, he will make you feel like a queen with a real king.

He loves to be in a serene place with his girl. Physical touch is his love language. Caress him and surely he’ll go crazy. Love him 100 percent and he’ll give you 1000% love back.

He loves his little girl/bebe/laloves/lovebug so much.

John Edward is one of a kind.

John Edward is for keeps.

Little girl is so blessed to have him.

You’re so lucky with your boyfriend! He’s so John Edward!

by tlegirl00 March 9, 2022

John Doe

John Doe is a very mysterious Roblox character, people say he hacks peoples accounts on March 18th.

"listen John Doe is a hacker"
"no, he isn't we are not friends anymore"

by MrFraggy April 9, 2019

John Lam

Uploads leaked gifs of footage for Marvel films.

Yo, did you see the new Avengers leaked footage?

Yeah! It John Lam-ed onto the Internet!

by DatRandomExtra July 17, 2016

John Aldrete

A man of high stature and a prominent member of the rap game. (Huncho John, Quavo) He kills foo foo ass lame niggaz and listens to DurgaFlowz on repeat. He is also homeless but rich as fuck at the same time. He drinks pool water and kisses tons of hot girls.

Wow! John Aldrete is gettin it in with those thottys over there!

by jhnaldrte June 15, 2018

John

Somebody you love but cant be with because it will ruin your friendship and loose everything you have with that person.

“He’s my John, I cant do that”

by iloveujohn February 1, 2023

John

A man that passionately loves massive red throbbing cock ripping his anus. Typically done by black fem boys.

That dude is such a John.

by Austin Penwhite December 12, 2023

John

A big baby.

Thinks he's a thug.

Dudley is about to smack the s*** outta John. 😊

by Kaitie_e7 October 9, 2019