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its like :D but ::D is an alien version.
Person1-> dude my mom just died.
Person2-> ::D
::D by wyaaaatt November 27, 2007
Verb - Getting your ass beat down by a hood ridah from the 650 (Middle Californian Penninsula)
John got 650'd by some dude from Menlo Park.
650'd by J-fresh from the MP January 6, 2006

7-Eleven'd 

7-Eleven'd:
(Verb)
1. To be treated in a rude, unprofesional manner.
2. To be taken advantage of.
3. To be demeaned, stripped of any respect, and at times utterly humiliated.
4. To do a lackluster job (incomplete, or simply lacking quality)
1. That corporate asshole 7-Eleven'd me right infront of everyone :(
2. Did accounting promise to credit you those improper charges?? oh man! you've just been 7-eleven'd!!
3. After 20 years of service the poor bastard was 7-Eleven'd.
4. They promised to remodel your store and all you got was 7-eleven'd :)
7-Eleven'd by Objective Guy August 6, 2007

I'd touch it 

A term used by females to describe a guy that's hot ( or hot enough). It can be a compliment or merely a statement of adequacy. Similar to "I'd fuck him" but only implies an intent for second base. In fact, does not even have to necessarily apply to cock...but it usually does; the "nice girl"'s term for fuckability.
G1: I think Mike is so hot...
G2: Oh, yeah...I'd touch it.

G1: I think Peter is so cute and nice
G2: me, too, but I wouldn't touch it or anything.
G1: oh hells no.
I'd touch it by wordbird1223 November 1, 2007
To be the victim of a crime, injustice, or theft.
Johnny got took'd the other day by his lawyer.

or

Man, that dude got TOOK'D!! Did you see his face?
took'd by tha wiz March 27, 2008

Mercer'd 

Being subjected to an expectation than having said expectation drastically circumvented to fit the subjugator's needs.
Wow you just got Mercer'd!!!

Your boss just Mercer'd you out of a raise.
Mercer'd by you dont no April 14, 2009