old cunt 

A Victorian description for a worn out East End slapper. Normally charged less than a half-penny for their services.

"I only get a penny a time for my old cunnie"

old cunt by Gaz May 13, 2005

cum guzzling thunder cunt 

a name for a female who is a large whore in your neighboorhood or in your clique of friends

"damn it shannon u cum guzzling thunder cunt u had sex again"

cum guzzling thunder cunt by huge dick mcanger October 29, 2009

Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt 

1. The ultimate comeback, often times rendering the usee speechless, followed be a tea bag to emphasize your point.

2. Someone you really don't like at all kind of like a cum guzzling titless faggot.

1.Holy fucking ass crackers that guy just cut me off! What an Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt

2. Douche: You fucking twat I will murder you!

Not a Douche: Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt (Tea bags douche, rendering him speechless).

Ass Whore Tit Slut Bitch Cunt by BRayLujan July 12, 2010

shitting into a gaping cunt 

The act of taking a shit into a very loose womans vagina, that happens to have been stretched out by a) vigorous sex b) putting mail boxes in her vagina c) concealing drugs

Oh my god i cant believe i was able to shit into your wives gaping cunt last night

shitting into a gaping cunt by gawd of man March 24, 2005

Mad Cunt 

A favourable person. Also used to describe a person who has lost their mind.

"I love that chick, Beebee. She is a Mad Cunt!"

"I would never get in a car with goose-busters he goes too fast. He is a Mad Cunt"

Mad Cunt by Nogs March 3, 2004

anal cunt 

weird band that have strange, offensive lyrics. Retarded when compared to vaginal jesus or such.

"everyone in anal cunt is dumb"

anal cunt by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

plano cunt

A whiney stupid bitch from Plano that bitches whether or not somebody smiles at them or not.
They always walk around with their stupid cell phone. They sometimes give you this look your a piece of shit.

Hi: How can I help you?
Plano cunt: Mom I don't like those tampons they make my cooch itch. I don't like scratching my pussy with a wire brush.
Me: When you get off the phone I'll help you.
Plano cunt: What did you say? I am having a very important phone conversation with my mother. I'll tell my mom what you said to me and she'll come down here and kick your ass.

Me: Fuck you Plano Cunt!

plano cunt by boody man October 19, 2004