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brown nose 

Origin: results when waking up in the middle of the night to eat out your girlfriend or significant other's private anal area; only to find they had passed wet gas leaving the person performing oral service covered with brown debris.

Verb: means having a bad day, fucked over, or being treated badly
Also: Brown nosed, brown noseying
Having a bad day:

How was your day bro?

Fuck dude, I got brown nosed the entired day. My boss kept being a cunt to me all day. Yelling at me and asking me to do tons of useless bullshit work.

Getting fucked over:

Dude, you just got another 4 hours of work at 10 pm on Friday, and you've been here since 6 am. You got brown nosed, ha ha

Bro, I drank a lot last night. I'm fucking brown nosed today.

Getting screwed:

If two bros work together for the same boss:

Bro, I work less than you, leave earlier every day and I got a phat raise. You got brown nosed--no raise and you work twice as hard as me. Fuck YEAH!!!

After partying too hard:

Bro, we smoked pot all night, drank five handles of crown and did 3 grams of coke, I'm fuckn brown nosed today

Fucked over:

Dude, I'm gonna brown nose that bitch. She's been lying and cheating on me. I'm gonna key her fucking car, bust a nut in her milk, put pubes in her food in the fridge; and dip her tooth brush in the toilet. That cunt is never gonna know.
brown nose by Mike999 August 5, 2009

Golden Brown 

A beautiful woman with golden brown hair and a smile that warms your heart. Her demeanor is innocent and her attitude is free. Her company is like a drug that your cant get enough of... She causes you to feel addicted to her touch.
Man I met this girl that I cant get enough of... I have to be with her all the time... She is my Golden Brown
Golden Brown by u59 December 22, 2013

white bread in a brown wrapper 

1. A black man who acts like a white man,
2. A person who has black or brown skin, and white mannerism.
3. A black man who is a trader to his own race.
(circa 1970's)
That congressman is just white bread in a brown wrapper. He doesn't care about his own people.

brownsword 

A family most noble, the best and most famous being the wonderful Georgina Rose. Comical geniuses, who have a tendency to say dead-pan one-liners! To Brownsword is to say something with conviction, which turns out to be hilariously stupid or silly
'Thats a Brownsword comment'
brownsword by Genie67 May 15, 2014
to be under the influence of heroin.
That little rock of heron got me sooo browned I could walk straight!
browned by Shabaho February 4, 2004

brown streamer 

From military parachuting: when a parachute fails to open it's called a streamer, and if the jumper's reserve parachute doesn't function, the jumper's going to die- the brown in the phrase is either from the dried blood on the chute when the jumper assumes the consistency of rasberry jam, or from the well-known, first you say it, then you do it..."Oh, sh--!"
I thought sure that streamer was going to be a brown streamer until his reserve popped at the last second.
brown streamer by Maitre D April 26, 2004