Urban dictionary

A place online where you go after sharing your information on Reddit and looking at dick on Omegle because “fuck it.” By the time you have made it onto urban dictionary it is 1am. In the mist of scrolling you are in a dark quiet room wishing you had peanut butter and a dog to lick it off your balls. The first search you will make will be James Charles, wap , or gay. The only reason you are fucking here is because you tried to shoot your shot with a girl on Snapchat and she won’t send back and pics. Or you are a white boy age 10-14 trying to understand what you heard in the middle school hallways while also trying to figure out what you found the other day in mommy’s secret drawer. If you have fucking read this far you don’t have a life. Get one and get off of urban dictionary.

Mom- what were you up to last night? You- I was on urban dictionary. Mom- fucking disgrace all you do is listen to k pop and go on urban dictionary. 2019 is over get a life

by GMS sufferer August 29, 2020

Urban

Slang for underground/backyard tradition/or anger management classes. or classic codak moment types and derived typically from youngsters while using the bike jumps/skate boards and smoking pot, especially ones who had no parents or parents who did a bad job raising them. Typically not found in the higher class posh antics. And the proper etique. It is the language of the ages. ‘ There is nothing new under the sun; -bible quote- It is An outlawed language. Can land u in prison if used in front of most judges and some police. It’s is a world wide conglomerate of anti-social behaviour and rebellious outbursts of anger and contempt. Can be very accurate. On occasion mathematically sound in a derogatory sense and generally differs or stems from what the Good Lord has already covered in scripture. Expounding in a crude way.

Mate/stoner1: Fk the English dictionary, go urban!!!…
Mate/stoner2: yeaaa Mann!!!…

Kid : hey bro! Got any bunngrs??
Richdik: get out’a ere u little urban fkwitt!

Pastor: God calls it immorality..
Little urban fkwitt: we over ere we call’em skanks! ..sir

-dipshit

by -dipshit May 3, 2022

Urban dictionary

The online dictionary with odd and weird definations

I was using the urban dictionary in my English class and got a c

by Man you like food July 31, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A sarcastic version of the Dictionary, very funny and has meaning for almost any word.

Guy 1: Hey, let's look on the Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: Yeah!!!! I love The Urban Dictionary!, It's very sarcastic about the real dictionary! And it's FUNNY!

by xXLonerxX May 11, 2016

Andrew Urban

Andrew Urban is an absolute SIGMA!!! He is handsome and has the sharpest jawline in the world.
He is strong as a mountain and tries hard. He never loses his patience.
Friends call him Urby or simply Andrew. He's kind and caring, emphatetic and hard working.

He is a believer. He goes to his church on Saturday and reads his Bible there.

You gotta love Andrew just the way he is. He's a great friend and always gives a shit about you.

"Yo bro you're just like Andrew Urban, thank you for being kind and selfless.

by not_Drew October 17, 2024

URBAN DICTIONARY

A BIG BOOK WITH MEANINGLESS WORDS THAT WE AS HUMANS DONT KNOW OF.

The urban dictionary is a big gyat.

by NEKOZZ_W.O.W July 31, 2024

Urban Dictionary

The website you are on.

You are probably reading this arent you?

Example:
Guy 1: Hey Look im on Urban Dictionary!
Everyone Else: We know

by RandomFunnyWordDude April 18, 2024