Curse of John the Dog

The very definition of a curse. It will begin by looking into the accursed John the Dog's eyes. This curse will affect your whole bloodline by causing traumatic dreams and event throughout their entire life. John the Dog was created in a freak accident after an artist accidentally brought his creation to life, and John began to spread his
curse.

I have succumb to the Curse of John the Dog. John the Dog has curse my whole bloodline!

by Gary Peacock February 5, 2025

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john cock

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Porta John

The biggest nigga you ever met. Smells like a absolute piece of dog ass. Chill homie but sucks dick.

Damn Porta John, when’s the last time you took a shower you fat fuck.

by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022

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John Emery

At totally epic gamer! This is the man you would want on your team. An insane apex legend and a totally rad siege player 😩! This guy will kick names and take ass! Never 1v1 him cuz he’ll destroy you!

Person1: “did you see that guy who killed me!?”

Person2: “bruh that guy was such a John Emery!”

by KidKryptic October 17, 2021

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John

He has the cutest smile you'll ever see. He is very athletic, intelligent, and very cute. He will make your day better even when you had the worst day. He always makes eye contact when talking to you. Someone will always have a crush on him no matter what. John is a guy you want to be best friends with forever.

girl 1 "His smile is so cute"
girl 2 "That's cause his name is John"\
girl 1 "I wanna marry him!"

by misterious9495 January 11, 2021

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