Person universe version 2

Person 1: h-h-hey
Person 2: GOOGOGGOOGAGOGOGAOGAAAAAA

In Person universe version 2, Person 2 is born. Person 1 learns his first words.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 9, 2023

2

2

Guy 1: 2
Guy 2: 2

by DykarDyksson September 14, 2023

2²

2²
2^2
Deuce to the 2nd power.
The sort of dump someone might take that leaves people wondering if it was just one person who did that.
An epic-level shit.

He wasn't able to take a shit for days, but when he finally did, he didn't just drop a deuce, it was 2²!

by Creative Suggestions September 17, 2023

Damital 2 L

Newest drug made to combat the disease known as

Syphagonaherpatitus. The drug is highly controversial, many of the ingredients can cause serious side effects. (including debilitating pain, suicidal thoughts, hot flashes) But it has a 98% success rate. The tag line is "Just yell Damital 2 L, if you're tired of SGH*".

*Syphagonaherpatitus

Joe: They say that new Damital 2 L is a wonder drug.
Bob: Yeah, wonder if it will heal you or kill you.

by Lostboy813 September 19, 2023

`~1⅑⅐ ⅒ ¹!¡ 2 @² 3 #³ 4 $⁴5 %⁵ 6^⁶7 &⁷8*⁸9(⁹0ⁿ)⁰∅-—_–·=≈≠+∞

Person 1: I hate you!
Person 2: `~1⅑⅐ ⅒ ¹!¡ 2 @² 3 #³ 4 $⁴5 %⁵ 6^⁶7 &⁷8*⁸9(⁹0ⁿ)⁰∅-—_–·=≈≠+∞
Person 1: *cries*

ugh shut up you goofy lil`~1⅑⅐ ⅒ ¹!¡ 2 @² 3 #³ 4 $⁴5 %⁵ 6^⁶7 &⁷8*⁸9(⁹0ⁿ)⁰∅-—_–·=≈≠+∞...

by Iampotato9749 September 21, 2023

bbc radio 2

bee bee see, radio tooooo!!!!

one of the best stations out there really, but now some people say it had fell off after ken bruce left.
they have great choice of music, no doubt about that.

"damn! that jingle on bbc radio 2 sounds great!"

by tqy1 September 22, 2023

2 fingers up

Put up your ring and index fingers to symbolize that you’ve got 1 person in your life. Your ring finger symbolizes your significant other and your index finger is yourself.

“Why do you always put 2 fingers up?” “Because it’s us against the world.”

by KingbeforeKingofKings September 22, 2023