Lawyer Red

The guy that is red with rage when you tell him they are not a real lawyer and never will be one. A Lawyer Red will often pretend to know about law and will watch law and order religiously to learn more. Lawyer Reds will also often carry around a copy of the constitution to prove they know more about law than you

"Oh do not try to talk to him about law, he is a total Lawyer Red and will try to out talk you"

by TheCrimsnFuckr November 8, 2017

red-tag

Also known as Reductio ad Stalinum, Reductio ad Marxisum, Reductio ad Chomskynum, Reductio ad Bakunum/Reductio ad Bakuninum, Reductio ad Libertarianum, Reductio ad Leninum, or Red-bait, is a logical fallacy (part of ad hominem) when someone dismiss speaker's argument by accusing them as a leftist

A: You're fascist <=A is deliberately doing reductio ad Hitlerum by accusing B as a fascist
B: STFU you leftist liberal special snowflake <= B is deliberately doing red-tag fallacy by name-calling A as leftist liberal special snowflake

by Sir. B February 18, 2021

Anchorage Red Light

Noun meaning:

1) A signal at a traffic intersection that may be taken as a mere suggestion of stopping your vehicle

2) An opportunity to speed up and get through an intersection because you are a very important person doing important person things

3) Meh.

The light turned green for me a few seconds ago but I better not move because looks like that yellow taxi has an Anchorage Red Light.

by Bernies2Mittens February 18, 2023

red eye stinger

When you forget to wipe your ass or don't wipe good enough and your ass totally gets really red and burns like a motherfucker.

1. Bro I didn't wipe good enough and now I totally got a mean red eye stinger.

2. Damn bro I'm trying to go be a fucking idiot but this red eye stinger hurts when I walk!

by McAssNigga July 1, 2016

Red

A name to call a person that makes you see the world in rose colored glasses. They have a powerful nature and are one of the coolest people you'll meet.

"Wow she's a real Red in my life, when I'm around her all my problems disappear! "

by Jane_Rose November 14, 2022

Red

A color on the rainbow that is scientifically proven to suck in comparison to blue

Red is a color

by Blue GOD May 19, 2019

Red Gnome

The belief that Communist Sympathizers are watching your every move whilst you're in your garden, or in more sinister cases, implanting microchips into your garden gnomes.

"There's a Red Gnome watching me in my garden!"

"My Gnome's gone red!"

by canart October 25, 2019