ur mom

a cutie

omg ur mom

by aceisauwuboy December 25, 2022

Ur mom

A comeback that will win against any insult thrown at you.

Also a random thing to say to your friends.

Idiot: You have glasses, you're a four-eyes
You: Ur mom

Idiot: You have a double chin you look so dumb
You: So does Ur mom

by WTFIHaveNoLife February 20, 2022

mom van

It Is typically a family vehicle in which only a mom would drive, out you would never refer to it as actually being yours

"bro is that 4 runner yours!?"

" No, it's my mom's, I swear"
"Bro that trd is totally a mom van"

by Urmommishott February 12, 2018

Soccer mom stick

Another name for a 510 thread battery. Refers to the idea that most white, middle class mothers, specifically ‘soccer moms’, prefer vaping THC cartridges rather than smoking due to the discrete nature of vaping.

“Do you really think you can get stoned in the middle of the grocery store?”
“Yeah it’s cool I got a soccer mom stick”

by RougeBlazer June 24, 2021

meth mom

When a mother shoves meth up her vagina when pregnant making her baby look like a middle aged mike Shapiro when it comes out, don’t matter if it’s a boy or girl, in the end, it’s just mike Shapiro

My mom pulled a meth mom a couple months back and now mike Shapiro wants to know my location

by Doofenshmirtz March 21, 2019

Mom

Fat

Moms are fat

by pusername October 29, 2020

"Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing

When your parents constantly say to ask the other parent when you ask something, making you stuck in a loop.

"Mom and dad, will you please stop "Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing and just say yes or no?"

by Da_Goat_1 October 9, 2025