john roderick

The act of depriving your child of food for 6 hours, tweeting about it like you taught them a valuable lesson, doubling down on your racist tweets, then deleting your Twitter.
Dude, my kid didn’t know how to use a can opener so I totally pulled a John Roderick yesterday!
by Stuntotheclown January 04, 2021
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John Muffler

A dude who be muffling johns, aka suckin dick
"Shut up Sam you just a lil john muffler"
by Nopyyy February 03, 2024
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john thomas cornwell

a very sexy man, who is loving and caring. the most funniest guy you will ever meet and the most hard working. hes one to settle down and start a family with.
i am in love with john thomas cornwell
by brownie_chels November 30, 2021
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