Duh, Big Red Truck!! 

To poke fun at someone for stating something outright obvious

Situation: Person putting his hand on a hot stove burner after being told that it was hot...

1: Hey man, don't touch the stove, it's hot.
2: Crap that's hot!!
1: Duh, Big Red Truck!!

Duh, Big Red Truck!! by ~t October 6, 2004

caught red handed 

Caught in the act of rule breaking

I was caught red handed fucking a fiveteen year old

caught red handed by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

diving into the red sea 

Having sloppy blood=filled oral sex with a girl on the rag. High-five!

Man, your girl is being a bitch today! Is she on the rag?
-Fuck yeah, but I get to dive into the red sea later!
-High five!

diving into the red sea by JRP November 16, 2003

marb red's 

short for Marlboro red's, probobley one of the worlds most popular cigarete brand

hey man can you pick me up a pack of marb red's?

marb red's by Volslang May 22, 2005

meggy red

a gal of irish decent named meghan or megan with strikingly red hair, freckles and alabaster skin that won't hold a tan. typically found in pockets of high concentration in areas along the east coast where their forefathers migrated in the 1840's escaping the irish potato famine. this name seems to work well with the curly haired, rather than the straight haired varient, of this speices.

mic1: dude, check out that meggy red walking that portly dog

mic2: yeah, she's hella fly. i'm gonna offer her a Yuengling and see if she bites.

meggy red by joseph t 4 June 15, 2006

big red ipod 

a large red butt plug

made famous by jeffrey star.

brandon:"ray do you have a big red ipod?"
ray: "no. but i have a little one."

lmao he had no idea what we were talking about.

big red ipod by jeskillscupcakes October 16, 2008

riding the red moose 

Menstruation

Better leave her alone she is riding the red moose.

riding the red moose by westep January 16, 2011