Penis Colada

Your mom's favorite drink

All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time

by D Flawless November 16, 2019

penis

that pet hot dog that for some reason all males have

his pet, Penis, that poor hot dog must've been a reject

by big shmoney November 18, 2019

Penis Power

The umbrella term for the energy exuded from one individual, relative to penis size. Ex: Small dick energy, average dick energy, and the apogee of all penile expulsion of power- big dick energy.

This man is humble, and his penis power is hard to pin point, but I'd have to say he's close to having average dick energy.

by CraigCheddah74542 November 18, 2019

Penis

Somthing that can get hard at times u dont want it to and can be stuck inside any hole

Most guys have a penisssss.

by Lil..zoe November 20, 2019

penis

The shaft in between your legs that becomes erect when you are aroused.

men have penises

by jeboris November 21, 2019

thunder drum penis

A thunder drum penis is a penis that has broken free of its bounds and reached realms of size unimaginable and seemingly impossible in the 3d plain. No man has a thunder drum penis, a penis of that raw aura is just too ridiculous.

mike - "you hear about the thunder drum penis?"

jibolba - "that's just a myth, dont go spreading lies."

by jibolba November 22, 2019

Penis

Ur boyfriends big dicc

“Oh look he has a big penis like my bf”

by Cookies_8o5 November 22, 2019