Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.

"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."

by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019

Penis stomper

When you put your dick on a shower grate and someone stomps on it

Hey,don can you give me a penis stomper

by BigbeanOddSky September 21, 2019

Penis

It is the scoop, or the the word of the day, typically said before crashing a motor bike.

"Hey, what's the scoop?"
"Penis"

by RememberTheAmibo September 23, 2019

Penis case

The thing you keep your fucking dick in.

A Pussy is my penis case.

by lemmesqueezeyourtits September 24, 2019

Penis case

A place your penis should belong no matter what. A place that will satisfy the penises needs. A pussy. 8===D~ {(.)}

Her pussy is my penis case

by lemmesqueezeyourtits September 24, 2019

Penis

Something men lose after cheating on their wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/area51escapee #theycantstopusall

Jesus mate me wife chopped me penis off after she saw mw having sex with her chav mate clarissa

by lennondonnie September 25, 2019

Pant Penis

When you sit while wearing pants, extra fabric in the crotch forms a fold that resembles a penis.

I need to pull my pants or else I’ll have a pant penis!

by Jeanne Mango October 1, 2019