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Blue

A term used by George Washington to inform others that he was horny
by Amogud March 5, 2022
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Blue Anon

Blue Anon: a collection of leftist political activists and media pundits, mostly Democrats, pedaling unproven conspiracy theories, such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollett hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, Brett Kavanaugh hoax, etc."
Blue Anon tried to make a case to impeach Trump again but didn't have any evidence.
by replatformed March 8, 2021
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Blue

Means you got a tiny ass cock bruh
I was in bed with (name) last night, he sure is blue!
by Braduck October 8, 2020
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Blue Anon

Democrats who believe January 6th was a insurrection, believed Trump can still be president, and Trump has a shadow government.
They have Q anon we need Blue Anon to own the right remember trust the stutter.
by Jsusjjd March 7, 2021
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Blues Attorney

Slang for very wealthy guitar hobbyists that buy extremely expensive guitars and gear despite not knowing how to actually play nor do they perform gigs.

Your average blues attorney plays stereotypical blues licks off time and out of key while behaving like a famous rockstar.

A blues attorney in a guitar shop will bring in their overpriced equipment under the guise of selling it just to get a reaction out of onlookers and staff. All the whole loudly proclaiming all the connections they have in the music business.

Blues attorneys personality wise are cripplingly insecure so naturally they need constant attention and external validation. This comes in the form of doing whatever it takes to draw attention to themselves; being as loud as possible about their connections, gear and concert stories. However, these people do not remotely have the skill set to back up their attitude and have basically become the greatvalu™️ version of the rockstar they identify themselves with. Outside of said rockstar they’re emulating, they have no real personality or identity, nor do they have anything original to bring to the table

Blues attorneys are emotionally fragile children in adults bodies that participate in energy vampirism. Everyone in their path is left emotionally drained and feeling like they just got slimed by something you’d see in ghostbusters.

Blues attorneys can come in all shapes and sizes and genres but the blues classification in particular tends to be a boomer
“Ugh not this guy again. That’s the 3rd time this week he’s been here”

“Oh yeah he’s a blues attorney. Just don’t give him any attention or emotional reaction and he will go away.”
by Thismo2talcoil December 21, 2022
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My Blue Buff

by theholysexmaster69 October 27, 2020
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blue Camaro

Any guy from age 13-21 who wears blue jeans. Very derogatory.
Please don't call me a blue Camaro. Call me a teenage guy with blue jeans.
by dangnuggets November 4, 2016
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