John

GREATEST OF ALL TIME! No other name matters. And yes, I, John Soto, wrote this.

Greatest uncle of all time.

John is the John.

His nephews this he’s the John.

by UncleJohnny November 22, 2021

Johne dape

A johne dape is when your friend johne hits the dab so hard it becomes a dape

Man yesterday Johne hit the Johne dape so hard Maren fell in love with him

by YEET mrfootfetish September 10, 2019

He is a legend, and he likes marijuana.
John Gabanna is the guy who fucks your mom from the back.

ja, ich ficke deine mama

von hinten rauch marijuana
sie lutscht an meinem dick
als wär ich john gabanna

by John Gabanna November 24, 2022

a guy that's poor but has great morals and makes money by farming (by use of child labor) and selling drugs

by quaner January 4, 2022

Saying "jOHn" is a way of telling any of your friends named John "oh" while calling them at the same time.

by Alola_ March 17, 2018

A group of words describing something that is boring, or bland

This movie is so Richard John Thurston Jones