goth golf

Goth golfing

Playing 18 holes with 18 random goths to decide par on each hole you pick a random goth and count their scars

Mate: “finally found 18 goths, fancy a round of goth golf”

Mate 2: “aye keemon”

by Goth golfer September 3, 2023

gotti

Gotti (noun): A person who excels in indecision and inconsistency, especially noted for their inability to communicate effectively with women, often idealizing the destruction of relationships. Lacks meaningful friendships.

"He's such a Gotti, always wavering on decisions and fantasizing about wrecking relationships because he can't hold a conversation with a woman."

by ilovetrains1212121212121212 July 20, 2024

Gotta Get Up

Song written by Harry Nilsson that definitely should not be played at your birthday party.

Person 1: "Happy birthday baby !"
*Gotta Get Up starts playing*
Person 2: "Oh no..."

by sertralean July 29, 2024

gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

you gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

guy: hi, how ar-
me: gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

by Xeries August 10, 2024

gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

you gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

person: hi how ar-
me: gotta join the bread gang asap 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞

by Xeries August 10, 2024

gotaway

That zucchini or other vegetable that you missed when harvesting, that you later find.

She found a gotaway bean that was 14” long! It was tougher than woodpecker lips.

by SwamkyOne August 18, 2024

Gothic Dark Lord

A very depressed individual who spends their time listening to master edgelords like Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Morissey, and Danzig. Favorite movie is the Crow.

Usually wears black, wears the Crow like makeup, sighs constantly, loves the feeling of sharp objects caressing their skin

Some depressed guy: I am a Gothic Dark Lord! Bow down to me and command unto my will! Robert Smith is daddy for dayz!
Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 19, 2024