deez nuts

my favorite coke deez nuts jokes.

somebody i dont know: hey whats ur name
litterly me:deez
somebody i dont know: deez what?
litterly me:DEEZ NUTS 😽

by luverra October 9, 2021

No Nut November

The Holy month in which all men must restrain from any kind of sexual activity, including the viewing of pornography. This ritual is done to prove your strength and resilience. It is also preformed in order to appease the Gods of the Internet. If you succeed, the Gods will gift you with strength, power, and eternal happiness. If you fail, the Gods will punish you by taking away your fapping privileges. NNN ends at the start of December, allowing you to fap again, and thus making way for Destroy Dick December.

Stay strong brothers, No Nut November is almost over!

by Sussus Samogus November 15, 2022

To not nut

Tom craven

Girl: did you hear about Tom craven?
Him: heard he didn’t nut

To not nut

by Solo warrior November 2, 2020

Going nuts

When a man cums like crazy.

Hobo 1: Bro look at that bitch. I am going nuts.

Hobo 2: Creep

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 4, 2023

nut crumbs

When you ejaculate on your partner and it dries out and becomes crystallised on their skin.

Hey, your back is covered in nut crumbs.

by Fire9388 December 27, 2020

stump nuts

Someone who is an extreme pervert yet also a huge Christian freak at the same time. Their amputated leg also looks like an over grown penis.

Stump Nuts: Anyone named Josh

by JarlAlpha August 10, 2015

Phantom nut

When you cum but no cum leaves you penis

Bro me and that cute bitch were fucking all night to the point I started phantom nuting

by Antonio’s a god damm jew December 4, 2023