Sleepy Fat

When you wake up, usually after travelling in a vehicle for an extended ammount of time with a rock hard member desperately searching for someone to touch it. Not to be confused with the travel fat where the person is fully awake during the fatting up.

Man I wish I wish had a crowbar to smash this muthafucken sleepy fat down!

Honey can you just touch it for a bit? I could could break a window with this!

(In a Taxi) Mahammed, can you tap my rock hard sleepy fat?

by Mr Tockley October 23, 2006

little fat munchkin

a small person who is on the tubby side and slightly over weight usually with red cheeks

when the small person gobs of at you you say fuck off you little fat munchkin or i will knock fuck out of you

by mick nicholson August 7, 2007

Token Fat Girl

The one girl in a group of pretty girls who is grossly overweight.

You know those groups of girls? The ones at the club? Like 4-7 of them all hanging out? They look hot right? Wait... What's with that one girl? You know the one. The one fat girl in the group. That's the token fat girl. There in the group to make the other girls feel pretty. She gets a little uppity cause she's part of the group of hot girls, but honestly? Her job is confidence building and cock blocking.

by Thisisn'tevenmyfinalform May 6, 2014

Big ol' Fat Head

1.Having a dispraportionately large head that gets in the way of everyone.
2.Dumbass

you got a big ol' fat head you bitch!!!!

by Not so super DJ Gennady March 6, 2003

Good lookin' fat chick

1. A chick that is decently looking/attractive in the face, but also has qualities of a nice rack (mostly the rack) and butt that come from her being overweight/fat. Unfortunately she is overweight so she will have a spare tire around her waist as well as thighs that are almost as big as 155mm howitzer shells.

2. Can also be a good looking chick with the same qualities ( rack and butt ) as the above and might not necessarily be overweight, but can be heavyset, or voluptuous.

The hourglass and pear female body shapes are typical examples of the the second definition.

Bob: Queen Latifah's hot.

Alice: She looks fat.

Bob: Yeah, but she's a good lookin' fat chick.

by Enz8 March 25, 2011

smoke the fat one

To be trippen on dope

man he smokes the fat one every day

by no December 10, 2003

fatboy fat

opposite of fatboy slim. e.g a good singer that writes good songs and is not a stupid cuntfaced prick faggot

donald: wow MJ was a fatboy medium.
murray: no way, he is a fatboy fat

*Edit: "Fucked"

by Murray Veness July 7, 2009