whispering eye

vagina (also see snatch)

Since you broke up with me I have missed you and your whispering eye

by sweaty ball sack March 26, 2009

React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward

React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward

React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025

Dangle Eye

When someone has an unordinarily large case of permanent cross-eye, when one eye kind of dangles off by itself.

May also be confused with a lazy eye.

"Hey look at that cross-eyed bitch"
"No that's a dangle eye"

by teddi1234 September 28, 2008

Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo

Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now

by musicman1993 September 26, 2010

eye-red

The act of aiming for more than is deemed to be realistically attainable. Overly ambitious.

Lesley is an eye-red one, she persisted despite doctors' diagnosing her as barren, and is now pregnant with twins.

by Tokinn September 12, 2020

lobster eyes

When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other

Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes

by magones May 5, 2016

Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024