John and Gabby

The couple known for giving handjobs and playing with anal beads. John is known for his squeaky voice and round ass head and Gabby is known for her god awful stench. If you see them walk the other way.

I think that’s John and Gabby let’s walk the other way.

by KevinKeven2011 October 6, 2025

John

Oof plays a lot of football

Wow John is on the field.

by My ass is huge no homo June 13, 2020

John tower

A tower in TDS which got replaced by garbage.

-I miss john tower
-Who doesn't?!?! Militant sucks!!!

by A fuckin tds player November 9, 2021

John 1:14

A cool Bible verse that says: And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.

Person 1: Yo bro have you heard of John 1:14
Person 2: No, what is that?
Person 1: Its a cool Bible verse it says: And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.

by IFuckingHateEve November 24, 2023

John

John is one of the categories in the John Chart™.
John represents people who are friendly, hardworking, approachable and humorous.
If you ever see someone who could be categorized as a John approach them, get to know them and befriend them,
they will always be there in your darkest moments

Person 1: James is such a nice guy, and he's so funny too!
Person 2: Yes! He's such a John.

by PixelManGaming January 22, 2023

John

takes veiny ah dih to his ahh. scores lower on multiple choice exams than everybody else too.

That guy is def a John.

by PxssyDestroyerX March 28, 2025

John-Ellis

A male sucking the ducks of multiple men at once. Whilst singing. Enough said.

“Did you see Toby leave with those Mexicans?“
“Yeah, I think he’s going to do a John-Ellis.”

by JimmyBobbySmurfius June 1, 2020