yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 6, 2023

Batman in his Free Time

Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit

Batman in his free time and he masturbates

by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025

I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

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Person 190: I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?

A beautiful quote by Freddie Mercury. This quote is so powerful, it can bring a tear to a man’s eyes.

“What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?” - Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)

by bald freddie mercury February 11, 2023

Nick-on-Nick time

A euphemism for masturbation created by the character Nick in New Girl.

“That’s going to factor heavily in tonight’s Nick-on-Nick time.”

by aight-I’m-out February 26, 2024

Time Capsule

Something that you and Greg do in like fourth grade and dig up in 8th grade, and rejoice at mouldy fidget spinners and an expired tin of mints

yo dude i dug up my time capsule

wash your hands you imbecile

by Oddtoddlers December 4, 2022

Tristan Time

When Tristan says he'll back in 5 minutes, it's really going to be an hour plus.

It's Tristan time, he said he'll be back in 5 minutes, you got time to clean your entire house.

by Ayoitbyaboi December 5, 2023