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starfish fuck

A female otherwise known as a non fuck. Outstanding impersonaters of a still dead rock or road kill. Lies in starfish position and lets them HAVE IT!! Doesnt know anything outside of missionary. Usually has no or very little personality. They exist in many forms. Can vary from very simple to the disturbingly complex. Some looking for love in all the wrong places,like to fuck anything even though they cant fuck. Village bicycle or town slut you know the one-everydody has a story about her to to share!!! (-usually the same story). Others are often disguised in the "oh so cool" suck cock t-shirts (or our personal fav "tell your boyfriend to stop staring"-scoring one million on the lame-o-metre). Look for all boy activities-theyll be a-lurking,did somone say rotary nationals? nine times out of ten,you wont fucka starfish more than once either cause she gave you an std (cant pee without screaming for a week) or you dont want to be able to relate to dirty rapist(cause thats the magic of how the starfish makes you feel)
guy one "hada total dud fuck last night,"
guy two "ya mean she didnt even move?"
guy one "yea a full blown starfish fuck-"
guy two 'think I had her last week!"
by candyfloss July 24, 2007
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Jew Fuck

A Jewish person, or one identified as being Jewish.
Golda Mier was born in Russia, grew up in America, and became the first and only female Prime Minister of Israel; moreover, she was a Jew fuck.
by Daniel O'leary January 18, 2008
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butt fucking

1.)To have anal sex

-"'Anal X-Treme 11' was the worst porno ever, is was just a hairy fool butt fucking fat ugly chicks!"
2.)To light a cigarette with another lit cigarette.

-"Quit butt fucking your smokes fools, I got a spark right here!"
by TrealThizza January 31, 2008
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fucking mint

something dorks use to try to sound cool but in all reality they sound dumb
hey bro look it’s a turtle

fucking mint ‘
by speedyy November 1, 2019
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fuck mama

1. either your girl friend or woman you fuck for fun
2. or a milf, a mother i would love to fuck.
no, we're not goin out, shes just my fuck mama
by luke January 18, 2004
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WHO THE FUCK

-PUT ______ IN MY DRINK
-FUCKED MY GIRLFRIEND
-FUCKED MY CAT
-FUCKED MY WIFE
-FUCKED MY CAT WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE WHILE FUCKING MY MOM
-FUCKED MY FUCKING FUCKERING FUCKITTY FUCKER FUCK MONKEY.
by WHO THE FUCK TOOK VAGINA April 30, 2011
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lets fuck

when you get with someone of the opposite sex and the guys penis goes into the womans vagina
Hey sexy, lets get together at my house tonight and lets fuck
by bob May 13, 2005
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