john bartmann

He's the guy you finally decide to take home after the bar at last call.

Fucks on first date.

Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.

Girl1: I hooked up with a total John Bartmann last night

Girl2: omg me too ! What was his name

by Bigbugs124594 August 16, 2017

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John Style

"CMONN baby its 20 fucking 23 baby lets fuckin get it baby CMONN do it right baby do it johnn styleee cmon u know what we tb u know what we reppinn bruh fuckinn 503 the fuck is up?? lead that shit in 2023 ik how to fuckin do it where i come from cmon bruh"

“do it john style”

by Dys😩 January 17, 2023

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jollibee john

a dickhead

don’t be like jollibee john

by beepobeep November 22, 2021

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John Forsaken

Shedletsky from the hit Roblox game "forsaken"

Hey is that Shedletsky, John Forsaken?!?!?!? I wanna play forsaken with him!!!!

by Makar4ik August 2, 2025

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John Ward

John Ward is an omnipresent being who boasts tremendous power and influence on the going ons in the universe. Renowned for having a bald patch on his head.

Man, that John Ward guy is scary as hell.

by FlamingBallsack69 May 24, 2024

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