fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.

Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Easy blood

Easy blood is someone who is cool or easy to get along with

That bro. Is easy blood.

What’s up easy blood.

by Lexdion February 25, 2021

The Bloody BJ

When you hollow out a pickle, put cream sauce in the pickle then finish it off with hot sauce.

Person 1: What the fuck even is that? Person 2: That's just the bloody BJ

by NootNootProductionz March 12, 2021

nypple blood

World capital on the red planet Mars

Nypple blood is the world capital of the red planet mars.

by Poor know pierce January 25, 2021

Orange blooded

The type of attitude horny furries have

My furry gf is so horny shes orange blooded

by Fl4k February 5, 2021

Anal bloom

The fetish of liking how the shape of your anal looks like. The closest thing I can use for metaphor is how people have some hobbies looking at a flower's anatomy and seeing it in an elegant way like taking pictures of a flower blooming except it's the anal.

The way this anal stretch and squeeze is exemplary as well as the curves it has just brings naught but happiness to a monsieur like mine especially as it stretch and squeeze like no others! OH HOW THIS ANAL BLOOM!

by TrashIdiot February 10, 2021

spicy bloody mary

When you finger a girl on her period with Tabasco on your fingers

Man, Sharon wouldn’t let me give her a spicy Bloody Mary even though it was the perfect time of the month.

by EmeraldCity March 21, 2021