Johnny E has a massive cock and is super charismatic. He makes sure everyone knows about how big his massive cock is and the fact that he's a Beatles fan. He plays the guitar like he fingers pussy but he sings like two keys off. He's a manwhore that likes to fuck around with as many biddies as possible. From the second he wakes up, he's only thinking about how he can impale the next bitch with his meat rod. He can last hours and nuts gallons. His long hair makes him look like John Lennon and he drives a nice car but his huge cock weighs it down so he has to go slow over any bumps to prevent the car's bottom from scraping
Person1: Yo, what's up Johnny E?
Johnny E: Hey do you know this song by the Beatles?
Person1: Ai, shut the fuck up.
Johnny E: Hey do you know this song by the Beatles?
Person1: Ai, shut the fuck up.
by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022
Get the Johnny Emug. 
A dank F R E S H boi who got all the memes. Ur boi shinee can be seen playing cs:go and wrecking all dem nubs. Gets all the girls with his billion dollar supply pf robux inside the popular game roblox. His mom is Britney spears and can not be beaten at anything. He has the dankest jordans and yeezees and you do not compare to him in anyway
(especially at being F R E S H)
(especially at being F R E S H)
"Damm boi, ur to F R E SH with dem new yeezees" "No you can never be to F R E S H zesty midget"
( it means ur F R E S H boi Shinee is to F R E S H for u) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
( it means ur F R E S H boi Shinee is to F R E S H for u) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
by UR BOI SHINEE TO F R E S H November 27, 2017
Get the ur F R E S H boi Shineemug. The feeling of panic you experience when you hit the Enter button and realise you've made a mistake in the tax form.
Even though I was certain all the figures were correct, I experienced a rush of e-panic when I submitted the form.
by Ruerzi July 10, 2011
Get the e-panicmug. by V1nce huge fan also he has big November 23, 2023
Get the emug. by The crack head duhhhhhhh October 28, 2019
Get the E girlmug.