Side Penis 

The bulge that results from wearing very tight pants and placing items (such as cell phones) in the front pockets. Generally received as awkward in females and highly erotic in males.

1. "Yikes! I didn't know Marissa was a guy!"

"No man, that's just her side penis. She forgot to take her wallet out of her pants."

2. Because of Allison's false assumption that Dave had two penises, she invited all of her slutty girlfriends to have sex with him. Little did she know, it was just a side penis.

Side Penis by Jerk#4 February 1, 2010

dripping penis

A person that always makes situations uncomfortable and awkward.

Dude, you are such a dripping penis! Why do you have to make every situation so uncomfortable?

dripping penis by MoreDumbStuff August 21, 2017

with the big long pink ding dong penis

Lyrics from Macklemores song "And We Danced"

With the big long pink ding dong penis

with the big long pink ding dong penis by I HERPED WHILE I DERPED! October 8, 2013

atomic penis 

A penis of unbelievable stature and size. Enough penis to make an elephant cry.

Ron Jeremy and Peter North both have legendary penises but Joe Error has an Atomic Penis.

atomic penis by Suze January 16, 2004

squeegee headed penis leech 

1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.

1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"

squeegee headed penis leech by Nofe Poe June 5, 2005

Emo Penis 

A penis that gets no action, and therefore sits alone in its pants.

Dude, John hasn't had any action in months, he has an emo penis

Emo Penis by Jorge & Ashley January 3, 2009

white penis 

The male sexual organ as is possessed by a male of European origins.

Known to be the “average” in American culture, Caucasian penises are also known to be the softest penis amongst other races and also being angled at approximately 90 +/- 15 degrees when erect.

Woman: Oh wow that white penis is nice and squishy.

white penis by Mr. Arrogance August 14, 2007