UPDATE: OCTOBER 2008
The last this writer saw of the school, pandemonium reigned supreme over any attempts at control that may or may not have been attempted by the faculty and staff.
Two lockdowns in two years in response to terrorist threats of squirrel hunting have provoked a new, pseudo-uniform dress code in an attempt to get the kids to settle down and focus on learning. The kids, being kids, found this to be a travesty on par with slavery and the Holocaust, and retaliated with sullen replies of "this sucks" and "I don't wanna wear no stupid-a** uniforms." The administration responded by cracking down on the dress code. They let everyone know that "slate" is not an acceptable color for pants, ONLY BLACK!!! Also, they were kind enough to simplify people's lives by making sure they only had to wear shoes with one color! Anyone who dares to wear shoes with different color shoelaces, or a different color sole than the rest of the shoe will be punished like the commies they are!!!
Don't worry, the culprits of these acts were properly sentenced - I mean, reprimanded.
Additionally, the existence of a padded room in one of the middle schools was recently revealed. One can only imagine what must be going on in there to warrant a padded room for 9 year olds.
This reporter regrets to inform you they are no longer able to be on the front lines, having matriculated, but contacts on the inside are getting news out. Don't worry, Stroudsburgians! There's hope.
There's always hope.
The last this writer saw of the school, pandemonium reigned supreme over any attempts at control that may or may not have been attempted by the faculty and staff.
Two lockdowns in two years in response to terrorist threats of squirrel hunting have provoked a new, pseudo-uniform dress code in an attempt to get the kids to settle down and focus on learning. The kids, being kids, found this to be a travesty on par with slavery and the Holocaust, and retaliated with sullen replies of "this sucks" and "I don't wanna wear no stupid-a** uniforms." The administration responded by cracking down on the dress code. They let everyone know that "slate" is not an acceptable color for pants, ONLY BLACK!!! Also, they were kind enough to simplify people's lives by making sure they only had to wear shoes with one color! Anyone who dares to wear shoes with different color shoelaces, or a different color sole than the rest of the shoe will be punished like the commies they are!!!
Don't worry, the culprits of these acts were properly sentenced - I mean, reprimanded.
Additionally, the existence of a padded room in one of the middle schools was recently revealed. One can only imagine what must be going on in there to warrant a padded room for 9 year olds.
This reporter regrets to inform you they are no longer able to be on the front lines, having matriculated, but contacts on the inside are getting news out. Don't worry, Stroudsburgians! There's hope.
There's always hope.
by Wearing whatever they please February 27, 2009
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More than half of the students are preppy white rich spoiled assholes who haven't worked a day in their lives. The teachers turn into heartless monsters from dealing with them almost everyday from their sad God given lives.
Since the school and town is so god damn boring, when something goes the slightest bit wrong BOOM the principle, the vice principles, the hall monitors, the middle school staff, parents, EVERYONE jumps into action as if someone were about to blow up the school... It's beyond ridiculous.
Holmdel high school is only liked by 2 types of people ,people who don't know outside of Holmdel and have lived here their whole lives and parents since Holmdel high school is in the "top 250" in the nation (becusse all of the smart ass Asians) . HOLMDEL AND HOLMDEL HIGH SCHOOL IS ONE BIG HUGE FUCKING JOKE... Oh and the parties are just horrendous i can't even rant about that
More than half of the students are preppy white rich spoiled assholes who haven't worked a day in their lives. The teachers turn into heartless monsters from dealing with them almost everyday from their sad God given lives.
Since the school and town is so god damn boring, when something goes the slightest bit wrong BOOM the principle, the vice principles, the hall monitors, the middle school staff, parents, EVERYONE jumps into action as if someone were about to blow up the school... It's beyond ridiculous.
Holmdel high school is only liked by 2 types of people ,people who don't know outside of Holmdel and have lived here their whole lives and parents since Holmdel high school is in the "top 250" in the nation (becusse all of the smart ass Asians) . HOLMDEL AND HOLMDEL HIGH SCHOOL IS ONE BIG HUGE FUCKING JOKE... Oh and the parties are just horrendous i can't even rant about that
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For some reason the teachers still call on me even though they know only my stupid fucking opinion is going to come out.
I raise my hand just to tell my life experiences.
I think I am smart but really have no life skills besides being a bigot and asshole.
My opinion is the only one that counts.
I am pretty sure I have been everywhere in the world.
I am smarter and know more than my professors.
I am in the bottom of my class.
For some reason the teachers still call on me even though they know only my stupid fucking opinion is going to come out.
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